Comments on: Yahoo is better than Google

By: C Worrell

C Worrell — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:18:24 +0000

You know I agree I only use yahoo when I need to search for things. Not saying Google is better, but I prefer yahoo. I can go to both search engines and find the same thing. I am so used to yahoo it’s almost like second nature to type it in. I am sitting here watching this documentary on Google and i’m like hey Yahoo can do the same thing. So go Yahoo I’m with you till the end!

By: Griffin

Griffin — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:55:24 +0000

There is a boy in the corner right now, cowering, slumped in his chair knowing he hurt the most important person in his life right now…he uses his useless fingers to type in an apology to her, but this type of apology can only truely be said in person. Awaiting approval of the apology…….

By: Griffin

Griffin — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:38:54 +0000

So the real question here is not which is better Yahoo! or Google, but rather what would God used if he were searching for something on the internet?
Seeing as how God is a fun guy, i mean he created candy canes, roller coasters and water balloons, it would be safe to assume he would choose a search engine that he can easily relate too, and one that catches his big ass eye.
Remember the bible says that Jesus said “and though who has not Yahoo’d shall cast the first stone”, implying that in fact he endorses Yahoo. Need i really say more?
Well i will anyways:
Google is boring, and people who use it are boring, in my research of over 31,000 Yahoo and Google users, 72% of the Google users were identified as “winey little bitches” compared to 33% of Yahoo users. Also, and i add this is honor of a beautiful girl i know, Wikipedia has deep rooted ties with Yahoo, anyone who is anyone knows that Wikipedia is the bible of information of our generation. Sometimes there are little girls in Long Beach who like to give us men crap about Wikipedia, mostly because they lost there pinky finger during the war and cant reach the W on the keyboard.
I ask you all to send your love to Yahoo, with all your heart praise Jesus who has endorsed it. And laugh, fart and spit at those who feel Google is superior!!!

By: Griffin

Griffin — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:16:40 +0000

SNAP, CRACKLE, POP! She just owned me there, though for all you readers of these comments i have a secret site where i know britney keeps all her poop diary digital photos!! feel free to ask for them
Just hope you havent eaten recently though

By: Britney

Britney — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:42:05 +0000

First and foremost i want to apologize for spelling ur name wrong my good man!! I guess I should have searched on google for the right spelling hahaha (j/k). And yeah poop is important, but my poop is definitely top secret and not for the world to see because my poop doesn’t stink! Therefore I log my poop on paper and not the computer! In conclusion, Google wouldn’t put out garbage like the poop diary. it’s a crappy website and google is too good for that. Yahoo stinks and puts out crap websites about poo!

By: Griffin

Griffin — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:00:46 +0000

Just remember this, was it google that referred me to the poop diary website, nooo. These are the things people want to see. My friend Britney utilizes that diary everyday, and she couldnt live her life if not for yahoo. Google is just a fad, ask Britney, her poop matters.

By: Britney

Britney — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:58:28 +0000

Griffen is definitly stretching the truth to his advantage. Little does everyone know he uses wikipedia and shouldn’t even be commenting on google or yahoo.

By: Griffin

Griffin — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:40:46 +0000

Britney doesnt know what shes talking about, shes always asking me to yahoo and says google is for and i quote “poopy pants”, i think this says enough for why yahoo is the shiz

By: Britney

Britney — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:38:26 +0000

Goole is the best.. and pretty much knows all!! I use google for the majority of questions I don’t know the answers too… Yahoo is crap

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 08:36:24 +0000

) you’re funny